9. Going to bed Drunk at 8 p.m.
It seems that since you started, every three days
you are in bed early with an empty box of KFC on your side table. Working makes
you want to get drunk, and as the constant need to socialize after work grows,
so does the amount of takeout boxes on your bedroom floor. Be careful to at
least leave one night to clean your room, though, because a vicious cycle of
work/play can only lead to bad smells.
這似乎是因為你開始，每三天你會早睡在你身邊放有肯德基空箱的桌子。工作讓你想去喝一杯，當下班後社交的需求不斷地增加時，你的房間地板上的外賣箱。要注意，至少留一晚，打掃房間，因為工作/表演只能導致一個惡性循環的不良氣味。
8. Spending A lot of money on Fridays
Friday is a day when lunch is a special time, but
remember what Friday also is? Friday is also the time when you can go out, get
smashed and not worry about the consequences. But we eat double the amount we
usually do and spend twice as much as normal on the one night we’re looking to
get drunk quickly and cheaply.
星期五這一天，午餐是一個特殊的時刻，但記得週五又是什麼樣的？週五也是能去喝個茫醉的時候，不用擔心後果。不過，我們吃兩倍的量，我們通常做的，花的多為平常晚上的兩倍，我們正尋找快速，廉價地喝酒。
7. Eating sushi
Before you started work, your diet consisted mostly
of food of the beige variety. Pastries, breads, pasta, sandwiches, breaded meat
-- just one color was enough to fulfill your every culinary need. Now you’re
eating something called a bento. What happened? You used to be so carefree, and
food was just something you had to do to stay alive. And now look at you --
you’ve gagged on wasabi
在你開始工作，你的日常食物主要包括食品的米色品種。糕點，麵包，意大利三明治，麵包肉 - 只是一種顏色，足以滿足您的每一個烹飪需要。現在，你吃的東西叫便當。發生何事嗎？你曾經是那麼無憂無慮，食物是你不得去維持新鮮的東西。現在就來看看你 - 你已滿口的芥末了
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